Application to SAFA for post of Bafana Head Coach.

Below is my application sent to SAFA:

I know you guys are busy trying to solve a crisis but in all honesty, you have nothing to worry about. I am writing this letter to apply for the post of Bafana head coach. I did not attach a C. V as i thought experience is not vital in this job. The post was occupied by a gentleman who had no international experience, hence i believe i am the man for the job. I will be forward with you, i am more interested in the R1.4m a month pay cheque than anything else but since coaching the boys will be my duty, its one i believe i can do. I have won the Barclays Premeir League, the La Liga and the Serie A for 10 seasons in a row playing FIFA 09 on manager mode with the world class difficulty mode. Your previous employee failed to score points but my gaming experience has taught me attacking football. I defeated Norway, Brazil, Argentina, Spain and Germany - playing with Bafana Bafana (on PS 3) something which Santana was unable to do. I further went on to defeat Italy 'the world champs' and England (on PS 2) even though i was playing FIFA 10 for the 1st time at that point. Another advantage i have over Santana and Perriera, I speak English very well and a number of vernacular languages so i will be able to bridge the problem of illiterate players who cannot grasp simple instructions. Now Mr. Nematandani, i am not even going to beat about the bush, R1.4m is a lot of money, i just want to coach the boys for a year then i will resign. I am not promising any victories though and i am sure we can agree that as a soccer federation, you want to build a team. The FIFA World Cup is a stone throw away and one thing i am not is a magician, so lets forget the fairytale of even scoring a goal at the World Cup, and focus on 2014. I trust that my application will be considered as i could use the money and i am sure you guys need a coach too, even though i am unknown, i fit your criteria as you normally choose a bunch of unknowns.

Kind Regards
Lenn Moleko.

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Comment by Jennifer Malec on November 10, 2009 at 10:37
Hey Lenn ... Have you bought the latest Kick Off?

Go and get one, and turn to page 40 ...
Comment by Neil Greig on October 26, 2009 at 11:31
Ha ha! Len, I reckon if you sent this in you may even be considered. Would they know it's a joke?
Comment by Jennifer Malec on October 26, 2009 at 11:27
"even though I was playing Fifa 10 for the first time at that point"! Pa-ahaha.
Comment by Trevor Roux [I Put to You] on October 26, 2009 at 8:17
Sorry Lenn, Perreira got hold of your letter before it reached the SAFA offices and destroyed it...
Comment by mthokozisi on October 25, 2009 at 10:41
lol u are the men 4 the team i cn fl it pls dont worry about the refrence cos i be the 1 4 u
Comment by FredMoo on October 24, 2009 at 7:10
LOL, damn, this is good..........hahahahahahaha
Comment by Musa Souled on October 24, 2009 at 1:58
Lol the job is yours man... 10 consecutive seasons! Dats about 500 games played, this game experience of yours can help you in reality as a Bafana coach!
Comment by Proffesor "Champion" Khumalo on October 21, 2009 at 11:25
hehehehe - this is just classic...
Comment by Sihle Mlambo on October 20, 2009 at 15:34
Hahahahahaha wow Lenn, thats beautifull, why didn't I think of that, lol... fuck on FIFA 09 - LOL you crazy... respect


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